Your next worthy persuit may appear from the perifery, so don’t focus too far ahead, or you might miss the shiny thing out of the corner of your eye.  – Tim Minchin

It’s spring and we will all know a few graduates who are making their way from one level of education to another, and many will be launching out into the world with big hopes and dreams.

Do you have big plans, some long-term goals that you are focused on, somewhere out on the horizon?

Is it a bad thing if you don’t?

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What’s the best way forward if you are still waiting for that big dream to form?

Today, we answer some of those questions by sharing one of the most humorous and unusual graduation addresses you will ever run across, given by Tim Minchin a few years ago at the University of Western Australia.

The insights turn many of the most cherished (and perhaps tired) notions about “big dreams” upside down, and they left us refreshed and appreciating the wonder of micro-ambitions.

In case you haven’t come across Tim Minchin, suffice it to say that many think he is one of the most versatile and creative entertainers of our time. He is a British-born Australian comedian, actor, and musician, best known for his musical comedies. You might be familiar with another of his projects, Roald Dahl’s famous children’s book Matilda, which Minchin and Dennis Kelly converted into a hit musical with Minchin writing the music and the lyrics.

The first couple minutes of this video start out a little slow and convoluted, but hang in there! Once Mr. Minchin hits his stride, you’ll be in for a treat.

(Word to Parents: There are a few “adult themed” comments in this address that may not be appropriate for your children. Not too bad, but you probably want to have a look for yourself beforehand.)

This one is fun with a lot of counter intuitive insight, folks! Enjoy!

OK, that was entertaining enough that I had to go back and jot down those counter intuitive points for us:

  • You don’t have to have a dream. You can have a passionate dedication to short term goals, so you can be ready when the next great pursuit comes into view.
  • Don’t seek happiness. Keep busy and enjoy life as it comes to you.
  • Remember, it’s all luck. Act like you appreciate that fact and don’t misuse your good fortune.
  • Exercise. There’s a huge correlation between a sedentary lifestyle and depression.
  • Stick with your opinions. Be intellectually curious and aware of your biases and privileges.
  • Be a teacher. Rejoice in what you’ve learned, and share it!
  • Define yourself by what you love. Write thank you notes copiously. Be pro stuff, not anti stuff.
  • Respect people with less power than you. If you must judge, judge others by how they treat people less powerful than themselves.
  • Don’t rush. Don’t panic. There is time for your becoming.

In fact, this is such an incredible speech by Minchin that we thought some of you might like a full transcript of his speech, so here is the body of the transcript, where he expands on the logic for his unusual take on goal setting.

One: You don’t have to have a dream. Americans on talent shows always talk about their dreams. Fine if you have something you’ve always wanted to do, dreamed of, like in your heart, go for it. After all it’s something to do with your time, chasing a dream. And if it’s a big enough one it’ll take you most of your life to achieve so by the time you get to it and are staring into the abyss of the meaningless of your achievement  you’ll be almost dead so it won’t matter.

I never really had one of these dreams and so I advocate passionate, dedication to the pursuit of short-term goals. Be micro-ambitious. Put your head down and work with pride on whatever is in front of you. You never know where you might end up. Just be aware the next worthy pursuit will probably appear in your periphery, which is why you should be careful of long-term dreams. If you focus too far in front of you you won’t see the shiny thing out the corner of your eye. Right? Good! Advice metaphor… look at me go.

Two: Don’t seek happiness. Happiness is like an orgasm. If you think about it too much it goes away. (crowd laughs) Keep busy and aim to make someone else happy and you might find you get some as a side effect. We didn’t evolve to be constantly content. Contented Homo erectus got eaten before passing on their genes.

Three: Remember it’s all luck. You are lucky to be here. You are incalculably lucky to be born and incredibly lucky to be brought up by a nice family who encouraged you to go to uni. Or if you were born into a horrible family that’s unlucky and you have my sympathy but you are still lucky. Lucky that you happen to be made of the sort of DNA that went on to make the sort of brain which when placed in a horrible child environment would make decisions that meant you ended up eventually graduated uni. Well done you for dragging yourself up by your shoelaces. But you were lucky. You didn’t create the bit of you that dragged you up. They’re not even your shoelaces.

I suppose I worked hard to achieve whatever dubious achievements I’ve achieved but I didn’t make the bit of me that works hard any more than I made the bit of me that ate too many burgers instead of attending lectures when I was here at UWA. Understanding that you can’t truly take credit for your successes nor truly blame others for their failures will humble you and make you more compassionate. Empathy is intuitive. It is also something you can work on intellectually.

Four: Exercise. I’m sorry you pasty, pale, smoking philosophy grads arching your eyebrows into a Cartesian curve as you watch the human movement mob winding their way through the miniature traffic cones of their existence. You are wrong and they are right. Well you’re half right. You think therefore you are but also you jog therefore you sleep therefore you’re not overwhelmed by existential angst. You can’t be can’t and you don’t want to be. Play a sport. Do yoga, pump iron, and run, whatever but take care of your body, you’re going to need it. Most of you mob are going to live to nearly 100 and even the poorest of you will achieve a level of wealth that most humans throughout history could not have dreamed of. And this long, luxurious life ahead of you is going to make you depressed. (audience laughs) But don’t despair. There is correlation between depression and exercise. Do it! Run, my beautiful intellectuals run.

Five: Be hard on your opinions. A famous bon mot asserts opinions are like assholes in that everyone has one. There is great wisdom in this but I would add that opinions differ significantly from assholes in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined. (audience laughs) I used to do exams in here (audience laughs)… It’s revenge.

We must think critically and not just about the ideas of others. Be hard on your beliefs. Take them out onto the verandah and hit them with a cricket bat. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privileges. Most of society is kept alive by a failure to acknowledge nuance. We tend to generate false dichotomies and then try to argue one point using two entirely different sets of assumptions. Like two tennis players trying to win a match by hitting beautifully executed shots from either end of separate tennis courts.

By the way, while I have science and arts graduates in front of me please don’t make the mistake of thinking the arts and sciences are at odds with one another. That is a recent, stupid and damaging idea. You don’t have to be unscientific to make beautiful art, to write beautiful things. If you need proof  – Twain, Douglas Adams, Vonnegut, McEwan, Sagan and Shakespeare, Dickens for a start. You don’t need to be superstitious to be a poet. You don’t need to hate GM technology to care about the beauty of the planet. You don’t have to claim a soul to promote compassion. Science is not a body of knowledge nor a belief system it’s just a term which describes human kinds’ incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome! The arts and sciences need to work together to improve how knowledge is communicated. The idea that many Australians including our new PM and my distant cousin Nick Minchin believe that the science of anthropogenic global warming is controversial is a powerful indicator of the extent of our failure to communicate. The fact that 30 percent of the people just bristled is further evidence still. (audience laughs) The fact that that bristling is more to do with politics than science is even more despairing.

Six: Be a teacher! Please! Please! Please be a teacher. Teachers are the most admirable and important people in the world. You don’t have to do it forever but if you’re in doubt about what to do be an amazing teacher. Just for your 20s be a teacher. Be a primary school teacher. Especially if you’re a bloke. We need male primary school teachers. Even if you’re not a teacher, be a teacher. Share your ideas. Don’t take for granted your education. Rejoice in what you learn and spray it.

Seven: Define yourself by what you love. I found myself doing this thing a bit recently where if someone asks me what sort of music I like I say, “Well I don’t listen to the radio because pop song lyrics annoy me,” or if someone asks me what food I like I say, “I think truffle oil is overused and slightly obnoxious.” And I see it all the time online – people whose idea of being part of a subculture is to hate Coldplay or football or feminists or the Liberal Party.

We have a tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. As a comedian I make my living out of it. But try to also express your passion for things you love. Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire. Send thank you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro stuff not just anti stuff.

Eight: Respect people with less power than you. I have in the past made important decisions about people I work with – agents and producers – big decisions based largely on how they treat the wait staff in the restaurants we’re having the meeting in. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there!

Nine: Finally, don’t rush. You don’t need to know what you’re going to do with the rest of your life. I’m not saying sit around smoking cones all day but also don’t panic! Most people I know who were sure of their career path at 20 are having mid-life crises now.

I said at the beginning of this ramble, which is already three-and-a-half minutes long, life is meaningless. It was not a flippant assertion. I think it’s absurd the idea of seeking meaning in the set of circumstances that happens to exist after 13.8 billion years worth of unguided events. Leave it to humans to think the universe has a purpose for them. However I’m no nihilist. I’m not even a cynic. I am actually rather romantic and here’s my idea of romance: you will soon be dead. Life will sometimes seem long and tough and God it’s tiring. And you will sometimes be happy and sometimes sad and then you’ll be old and then you’ll be dead. There is only one sensible thing to do with this empty existence and that is fill it. Not fillet. Fill it. And in my opinion, until I change it, life is best filled by learning as much as you can about as much as you can. Taking pride in whatever you’re doing. Having compassion, sharing ideas, running, being enthusiastic and then there’s love and travel and wine and sex and art and kids and giving and mountain climbing, but you know all that stuff already. It’s an incredibly exciting thing this one meaningless life of yours. Good luck and thank you for indulging me. 2

Terrific! I might have to look at that transcript once in a while for a refresher course!

For more about Ronald Dahl’s musical Matilda,  Click here to see a fabulous trailer.  Looks like magical fun. For the Danny DeVito film version of Matilda, you can find a trailer for that here.

See you tomorrow for another unusual look at insights and innovation!

Stay open, curious and optimistic.

~ Dr. Lynda

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  1. “Tim Minchin UWA Address 2013.” YouTube. The University of Western AustraliaThe University of Western Australia, 07 Oct. 2013. Web. 23 Apr. 2017. <>.
  2. Minchin, Tim. “Tim Minchin Stars at UWA Graduation Ceremony.” News | The University Of Western Australia. The University Of Western Australia, 17 Sept. 2013. Web. 23 Apr. 2017. <>.

Dr. Lynda is a dentist, artist, global traveler, and philanthropist who looks for potential and shares it with the world. Hear her latest conversations with thought leaders on the Conspiracy of Goodness Podcast--new episodes every Wednesday!